If you are a believer in Family Radio President Harold Camping‘s prediction for the rapture of 200 million souls at 6:01pm and are still able to read this, well it looks like you too were left behind to frolic in the now empty dwellings of the righteous with all their earthly possessions.
Of course, the next thing that we heathens have to look forward to is the imminent Zombie Apocalypse. Luckily before they were sucked up into the bossom of the everlasting, the nice people at the CDC prepared a Zombie Apocalypse Preparation Guide. It’s not just good for Zombies, but for hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquake preparation too!
As for me, don’t worry… right now I am probably frolicking in the sacristy of my local church slathering those crackers with peanut butter and jelly and chowing down in preparation for my post-rapture looting spree tonight. I’ll be sure to share photos of my new house with you all on Monday… and with any luck, it’ll have a jacuzzi!
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